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World Destruction compiled chapters

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This page contains the first 21 missions (volumes) of 'A Theory of World destruction.'

For Missons 22-31 click this link. 

For the new series chapter titles and logs (volumes) please click here.

 

 

For descriptions of Volume 2-28 please click here.

 

Mission (Volume) One

It’s better to be frugal than fabulous.

Spy rule one: It’s better to be frugal than fabulous.

Spy rule two: The great thing about Medias res is you can fix what hasn’t started.

Spy rule three: Messy people are usually lonely people.

Spy rule four: You don’t need parents to be a good person.

Spy rule five:  Keep your hopes about your co-workers low.

Spy rule six: You are who you work with.

Spy rule seven: A team is a reflection of its leader.

 

Mission Two

Men and Women are from the moon.

Spy rule eight: Not all laughable things are funny.

Spy rule nine: But, all dangerous things are dangerous.

Spy rule ten: Men and women are from the moon.

Spy rule eleven: All the best stories come from people behind bars.

Spy rule twelve: Tackle your problems head on.

Spy rule thirteen: He who laughs last, usually doesn’t get the joke.

Spy rule fourteen: Revenge is a dish best served cold, but you’ll regret the calories that come with it.

Spy rule fifteen: Annoying people make the best friends.

Spy rule sixteen: Everyone has their price. Everyone.

 

Mission Three.

People don’t go up in smoke.

Spy rule seventeen: Tomboys are girls with the best of both worlds.

Spy rule eighteen: There’s plenty of time to have an identity crisis, yet childhood is so short.

Spy rule nineteen: Girls should be careful in how they use the word ‘friendship’.

Spy rule twenty: Diffusing bombs and raising pre teenage girls are both delicate processes.

Spy rule twenty-one: People don’t go up in smoke.

Spy rule twenty-two: Insanity is relative, in some people more than others.

Spy rule twenty-three: No matter how dark it gets, the sun is always punctual.

Spy rule twenty-four: The people who won’t go away even when told, are around when it matters.

Spy rule twenty-five: Bosses know some.

 

Mission Four.

Unfriendly people need friends too.

Spy rule twenty-six: Communicate with your body language!

Spy rule twenty-seven: Good and bad things come in twos.

Spy rule twenty-eight: Recall if you will, a pleasant test.

Spy rule twenty-nine: School really doesn’t change through the years, so going once covers everything.

Spy rule thirty: Unfriendly people need friends too.

Spy rule thirty-one: Mistakes born of misunderstandings are among the most painful.

Spy rule thirty-two: Karma’s a bitch.

Spy rule thirty-three: If you can’t tell whether you’re being used or not, you’re being used.

Spy rule thirty-four: Being bullied is a form of endearment.

 

Mission Five.

Take today over yesterday, and tomorrow over now.

Spy rule thirty-five: Make your decisions in a way that you don’t have to make them again.

Spy rule thirty-six: Take today over yesterday, and tomorrow over now.

Spy rule thirty-seven: Never assume that your co-workers are your playmates.

Spy rule thirty-eight: Comedy is beautiful.

Spy rule thirty-nine: If you don’t work well with others, start your own business.

Spy rule forty: Abusing what time nature gives you never ends well.

Spy rule forty-one: Long awkward pauses are normal between people with a lot to say.

Spy rule forty-two: Join the drama club only if your real life drama is at a minimum.

Spy rule forty-three: If you have feelings for someone, text their friend and let them know.

 

Mission Six.

What the blind can’t see, they feel twice fold.

Spy rule forty-four: You don’t need love when you’ve got pity.

Spy rule forty-five: A theory of world destruction.

Spy rule forty-six: Your boss only tries to kill you, because he cares.

Spy rule forty-seven: No one can take their eyes off of a pretty girl.

Spy rule forty-eight: At one point, we all belonged in Zoos.

Spy rule forty-nine: What the blind can’t see, they feel twice fold.

Spy rule fifty: Some secrets shouldn’t be shared.

Spy rule fifty-one: Those who are closest, can inflict the most pain.

Spy rule fifty-two: The world is ours.

 

Mission Seven.

A genuine friendly gesture can over come anything

Spy rule fifty-three: The guy who dies first gets the most attention.

Spy rule fifty-four: It’s never too late to talk things over.

Spy rule fifty-five: A genuine friendly gesture can over come anything.

Spy rule fifty-six: Flowers have several meanings you know.

Spy rule fifty-seven: Knowledge brings fear.

Spy rule fifty-eight: Only man knows what he is, and chooses to be something different.

Spy rule fifty-nine: Old characters returning is a sign of problems with the story.

Spy rule sixty: Although, when they reveal something important, everything is forgiven.

Spy rule sixty-one: All girls should be treated like they’re special.

 

Mission Eight.

Pay close attention to your friend’s anatomical structure.

Spy rule sixty-two: Life savers do anything but.

Spy rule sixty-three: Pay close attention to your friend’s anatomical structure.

Spy rule sixty-four: Few good things come in twos.

Spy rule sixty-five: Brothers who come first, have plenty to do already.

Spy rule sixty-six: Never start off your sentences with ‘I’m sorry.’

Spy rule sixty-seven: Men aren’t scary, just complicated.

Spy rule sixty-eight: As long as your heart is in the right place, everything’ll work out.

Spy rule sixty-nine: No bond comes close than to that of the sibling.

Spy rule seventy: Always stay after the credits roll.

 

Mission nine.

There's always someone who has it worse than you.

Spy rule seventy-one: There's always someone who has it worse than you.

Spy rule seventy-two: Pepsi is dangerous, while machine gun weilding pepsi is lethal.

Spy rule seventy-three: Russian sounds angry to everyone who isn't russian.

Spy rule seventy-four: We all feel a bit better when watching someone who’s worse off.

Spy rule seventy-five: We all feel a bit better when helping someone who’s worse off.

Spy rule seventy-six: We all feel a bit better when someone who was worse off is doing better. (Not really.)

Spy rule seventy-seven: Guns, cars, and Russian drug lords have to be said in the same sentence for clarity's sake.

Spy rule seventy-eight: Bold men face the mafia head on, smart men take the fastest bus in the opposite direction.

Spy rule seventy-nine: Living your life in overdrive is a suggestion- not a must.

Spy rule eighty: It's always craizer to be insane alone than among close company. 

 

Mission ten.

People who disappear into the shadows never actually leave.

Spy rule eighty-one: All good things have generic brands.

Spy rule eighty-two: But, not all generic brands are as bad as they seem.

Spy rule eighty-three: Leaders should always see eye-to-eye.

Spy rule eighty-four: Only pick a fight with people you can beat.

Spy rule eighty-five: People who disappear into the shadows never actually leave.

Spy rule eighty-six: You’d be surprised at how little your boss gets done.

Spy rule eighty-seven: Adventures are all about heart, more so than size.

Spy rule eighty-eight: Little things seldom stay that way.

Spy rule eighty-nine: Always leave your bargaining chip at home.

 

Mission eleven.

World destruction is an alternative, not an absolute.

Spy rule ninety: Jungle fever is a treatable condition.

Spy rule ninety-one: You can bring a vacuum to the jungle, but you can’t make it clean.

Spy rule ninety-two: She just wants to have fun.

Spy rule ninety-three: It’s always worse than you think.

Spy rule ninety-four: It’s always worse than that too.

Spy rule ninety-five: The evidence of guilt doesn’t always lead back to a guilty party.

Spy rule ninety-six: No one pays attention until there’s no other choice.

Spy rule ninety-seven: World destruction is an alternative, not an absolute.

Spy rule ninety-eight: If you’re already on display, might as well give ‘em a show.

 

Mission twelve.

Dreams have to be conveyed, not spoken.

Spy rule ninety-nine: The bloodier a guy gets, the cooler the resolution will be.

Spy rule one hundred: Contrary to popular media, the Lion sleeps whenever he wants to.

Spy rule one hundred one: Guerrillas are not Gorillas.

Spy rule one hundred two: When you can get your enemy to betray himself, you’re a good spy.

Spy rule one hundred three: Dreams aren’t limited to nighttime.

Spy rule one hundred four: Dreams have to be conveyed, not spoken.

Spy rule one hundred five: Even if you hold your head up high, tears can still roll down.

Spy rule one hundred six: Parties after work done right are the best!

Spy rule one hundred seven: Airplanes are synonymous with deep seated trauma.

 

Mission thirteen.

Put everything off until next Tuesday.

Spy rule one hundred eight: Know thy enemy, and get all up in their business.

Spy rule one hundred nine: The best lessons are those that are yelled.

Spy rule one hundred ten: Simply because we didn’t do anything for rule one hundred.

Spy rule one hundred eleven: It's amazing how tragic a fun game can become when idiots take it seriously.

Spy rule one hundred twelve: We all envy public exhibitionists.

Spy rule one hundred thirteen: Car accidents aren’t a form of entertainment, yet we can’t look away.

Spy rule one hundred fourteen: Comedy has no name.

Spy rule one hundred fifteen: Late night television is a drug.

Spy rule one hundred sixteen: Put everything off until next Tuesday.

 

Mission Fourteen

We’ve all got strings to pluck.

Spy rule one hundred seventeen: All the best stories start in China.

Spy rule one hundred eighteen: Supervisors can be just as petty as regular employees.

Spy rule one hundred nineteen: We’ve all got strings to pluck.

Spy rule one hundred twenty: Be sure to realize, that the moment someone says ‘this is the perfect plan’, it is no longer perfect.

Spy rule one hundred twenty one: Big buildings usually lead to big explosions.

Spy rule one hundred twenty two: We all have something to dislike about our parents.

Spy rule one hundred twenty three: But parents always have the upper hand.

Spy rule one hundred twenty four: The more inconvenient a sniper is for you, the more accurate their aim becomes.

Spy rule one hundred twenty five: Blame yourself only AFTER things are right.

Spy rule one hundred twenty six: Older men and little girls should maintain a ten foot pole between themselves.

 

Mission Fifteen.

All the best plot twists come from long lost family members.

Spy rule one hundred twenty seven: Everyone has to go to the hospital sometime.

Spy rule one hundred twenty eight: Big events have big aftermaths.

Spy rule one hundred twenty nine: Everyone in school knows everything.

Spy rule one hundred thirty: All the best plot twists come from long lost family members.

Spy rule one hundred thirty one: Try not to take your problems out on the new guy.

Spy rule one hundred thirty two: Jealousy builds character.

Spy rule one hundred thirty three: Brothers just need time together sometimes.

Spy rule one hundred thirty four: Men just need to hit each other sometimes.

Spy rule one hundred thirty five: The moment a telephone rings, we all feel anxious.

 

Mission Sixteen.

Try writing that song stuck in your head.

Spy rule one hundred thirty six: Strangers know us better than our friends do.

Spy rule one hundred thirty seven: Don’t be surprised if you find that your identity has been compromised.

Spy rule one hundred thirty eight: There’s a kind of credit that has nothing to do with money.

Spy rule one hundred thirty nine: Lies beget lies.

Spy rule one hundred forty: Truth isn’t always beauty.

Spy rule one hundred forty one: Try writing that song stuck in your head.

Spy rule one hundred forty two: The best people are those who mock your dreams when you say them.

Spy rule one hundred forty three: For, once they understand that you’re serious, they put full effort into helping you.

Spy rule one hundred forty four: Guitar hero is not a manual for anything.

 

Mission Seventeen.

The easiest way to determine someone's importance is by the length of their vacations.

Spy rule one hundred forty five: Nervousness is synonymous with preparedness.

Spy rule one hundred forty six: Awkward truths love group gatherings.

Spy rule one hundred forty seven: Bad guys always gather in faraway locations.

Spy rule one hundred forty eight: The easiest way to determine someone's importance is by the length of their vacations.

Spy rule one hundred forty nine: Sorry ladies, behind every well dressed man is a woman from his past.

Spy rule one hundred fifty: Sanitation workers have to clean and put up with a lot of shit.

Spy rule one hundred fifty one: Hot young Aunts are ranked only slightly lower than MILF's.

Spy rule one hundred fifty two: Flashbacks give ample time to either run away or provide a swift kick in the crotch.

Spy rule one hundred fifty three: You don't have to be a winner if you can make running away look sexy

 

Mission Eighteen.

Hearing the voices of those you care about in your head isn't insanity, it's humanity.

Spy rule one hundred fifty four: No matter the situation, people will always gawk at beautiful art.

Spy rule one hundred fifty five: The lower the whisper, the more important the message.

Spy rule one hundred fifty six: Men who are teachers always have conflicting views.

Spy rule one hundred fifty seven: Unlike fists for revenge, fists for protecting others are always in style.

Spy rule one hundred fifty eight: Hearing the voices of those you care about in your head isn't insanity, it's humanity.

Spy rule one hundred fifty nine: Curiously, people seem to raise their lies better than their children.

Spy rule one hundred sixty: It's easy to get used to the extreme. For a challenge, go back to a normal routine.

Spy rule one hundred sixty one:  The only label we need to worry about is the one of 'self'...

Spy rule one hundred sixty two:  No one trusts the simple method, but at the same time because the difficult method is more involved, no one utilizes it either.

Spy rule one hundred sixty three: Threatening gestures never need translation.

 

Mission Nineteen.

Love is something that never 'ends'.

Spy rule one hundred sixty four: The best text message one can receive is one never sent.

Spy rule one hundred sixty five: Embarrassment is to teens as lungs are to air.

Spy rule one hundred sixty six: Books are the only forms of entertainment that have a maximum output for a minimum input.

Spy rule one hundred sixty seven: What a person throws into the garbage is a reflection of who they are.

Spy rule one hundred sixty eight: Dads aren't complicated, just delicate.

Spy rule one hundred sixty nine: In a relationship, it's what isn't said that counts.

Spy rule one hundred seventy: Love is something that never 'ends'

Spy rule one hundred seventy one:  The Dark Side:  Do you really need an invitation for what's already there?

Spy rule one hundred seventy two: By comparison, girl gamers have more game than guy players on days that end on 'y'

 

Mission Twenty.

Unluckiness is the worst sickness of them all.

Spy rule one hundred seventy three: Unluckiness is the worst sickness of them all.

Spy rule one hundred seventy four: Creation myths are the backbone for widespread ignorance.

Spy rule one hundred seventy five: Controversial or not, it's the outrageous things people do that are remembered.

Spy rule one hundred seventy six: Kids who have shipping and handling costs aren't actually that expensive.

Spy rule one hundred seventy seven: Only bad people smile and nod at the blatantly obvious.

Spy rule one hundred seventy eight: Anyone can take care of their own kids, it's taking care of other people's kids that's really special.

Spy Rule one hundred seventy nine: All stories have infinite loops.

Spy Rule one hundred eighty: 'Girls just wanna have fun' wasn't always a dirty phrase...

Spy Rule one hundred eighty one: Being first is often more stressful than being last.

 

Misson Twenty one.

If one can die smiling, the gettin' rich part hardly seems to matter.

Spy Rule one hundred eighty two: Neighborhoods are fully functioning organisms.

Spy Rule one hundred eighty three: Look up 'irritating' in the dictionary, and you'll surely find a picture of the immigration office beside it.

Spy Rule one hundred eighty four: Those who spend too much time lost in flashbacks often find themselves lost in the present as well.

Spy Rule one hundred eighty five: The people who are willing to help are usually more suspicious than the ones who have intent to harm.

Spy Rule one hundred eighty six: All bets are off once you breathe your last..

Spy Rule one hundred eighty seven: The scene of the crime is in the eye of the beholder.

Spy Rule one hundred eighty eight: Be careful; If you mess with one baby crow, you'll have a murder on your hands.

Spy Rule one hundred eighty nine: Since it only takes a bed and some free time to make a child, one can't complain about quality control.

Spy Rule one hundred ninety: If one can die smiling, the gettin' rich part hardly seems to matter.

Spy Rule one hundred ninety one: Sometimes the manliest thing you can do is to sob hysterically.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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